Green With Envy?

It won't be long before Saint Patrick's Day is here!that a monstrous devil resided in his basement who
Why do people wear green on Saint Patrick's Day sofed on the dishonesty of the innkeeper. In order to
as not to get pinched anyhow? Some say that itbanish the devil, the man needed to change his ways.
started back in the 1700's. If you wear green, you willWhen St. Patrick returned some time later, he noticed
be invisible to Leprechauns (a mischievous elf) and athat the owner was generously overflowing the
pinch was a warning. Some have said pinching givescustomers' glasses. He went to the cellar with the
you a bruise so you'll have green on you! Who knows!innkeeper and found the devil wasted away from all
It turns out, it is an American made tradition.the landlord's generosity. He then quickly expelled the
Soon the Chicago River will be dyed green, and greendemon, stating that thereafter everybody should have
dyed beer will also be flowing amongst many pubs! Ia drop of the "hard stuff" on his feast day. Well,
heard that drinking dark Irish beer may be as effectivealrighty then!
as daily aspirin by reducing the blood clots that causeThere are going to be St. Patty's Day parades and
heart attacks due to the antioxidants that reducepub gatherings everywhere. Now's the time to make
cholesterol deposits on artery walls.sure you have some kind of self defense weapon on
The tradition of drinking on St. Patty's Day is an old Irishyou at all times because you simply never know when
legend called Pota Phadraig or Patrick's Pot. It is asyou may need it. The perfect item to have is a cell
"drowning the shamrock" because it is customary tophone stun gun like a Stun Master Cell Phone Stun
float a shamrock leaf in your whiskey before downingGun or a Pretender Cell Phone Stun Gun.
it.They're a great means of protection as you can clip it
St. Patrick was given a shot of whiskey that wasto your side and no one will ever know it's a stun gun!
much less than full. St. Patrick wanted to teach theWhen you show all your friends, they will be "Green"
innkeeper a lesson about generosity, so he told himwith envy!